There is a bunch of unknowns so I left them out, but heres a razzing of every team, bear in mind this is my first go at it so some probably suck.
Riders on the Storm - Try a car, they usually are more predictable.
Chapter 13 - Very clever, which book might I ask?
Team Misfit - Ah yes, the table of nerds from high school.
Tie or Table - I think "Tie or Lose" would have been a better name.
SOS - Oh, I get it, you'll be using morse code to call for help when your hopes are drowning in last place.
Sad Pandas - Drinking won't solve your problems.
Delusions of Grandeur - Delusions is the right word here, congrats on last place and still thinking it's first.
House of Cards - So, people will just blow you over and win? Awesome, sounds like a bottom of the pile team to me.
Whiskey40k - Combining our favorite things in one, problem is, you'll be too smashed to play any decent 40k.
Pwnage Undivided - Uh huh, originality check in aisle 3 please?
Scoring Units? - I don't even have to play you when I get matched to win, even better!
Chaos in the Colonies - As opposed to what?
Sons of Shatner - I'd be embarrassed too.
Bruce Campbell - You take your name from a middle aged actor? Talk about washed up.
Team Snake Eyes - All you'll be rolling is snake eyes, have fun at the bottom.
Codex Toledo - Is this city even relevant? I didn't think so.
Team Rockheads: Dances with Wolves - Enjoy being mauled.
Adeptus Brew City Ballers - There's a team name, talk about a first place contender, it's these guys
Charlie Don't Surf - I'll bet he does.
Team Rockheads - DA Green Mile - Brains of rocks? Last place for sure.
The Greg Sparks 5 - ABC... 123... Sing it with me!
Suffer the Alien to Live - I'd rather not, a good dose of bolter fire will cure that.
The Pink Shirts - I assume popped collars too, great.
Dakka Detachment One - Original, where's tweedle dee?
Path to Damnation - I can only imagine that being on this team will make a person crazy enough to want to be on that path.
Angry Dwarves - I believe the proper term is Little People.
DaBoyz are Back in Town - You know where the exit is...
Angels of Sanguinius - Original, what's next? "Wolves of Russ"?
BNB Revenge of the Smurfs - Part Tre! - Papa smurf does not approve of this.
Stupid Math - Sounds like you were the kids that failed 5th grade math.
Rude, Crude & Thoroughly Unattractive - This team makes fun of itself so bad I couldn't possibly do it justice. Let's just say you're right on the ball
Chaos Theory - "Once in last, always in last."
High Rollers - In vegas maybe, not here, that's for sure.
Dice Junkies - Try Dice rehab.
Emperor's Shield - You'll need a shield when you can't make a single save!
Pusbag's Revenge #1 - How original? Are there other plans for revenge or will this pathetic attempt be all the top runners need to stave off?
Razorback Spam - IC wUt u dId thAr!1! Would your lists perhaps have razorbacks? Bottom for sure.
Cold Steel Mercenaries: Cavaliers - Oh, Lebron, where fore art you Lebron?
Emperor's Grease Monkeys - Tone it down on the hair gel.
The Emperor's Light - 20,000 psykers a day, that's a pretty poor battery rating, i'd say.
40k Fightclub Blood Wolves - First rule...
Prospero Burns - I'd like mine ice'd if that's not a problem.
Warriors of the Festering Wound - Antibiotics would do nicely for you guys.
The Rusty Scabbard - I'm glad I got my tetanus booster recently...
Baals Deep - In what exactly?!
Artik' Powah - Try a jacket, I hear they're great this time of year.
Cobra Kai - Mongoose go!
Brotherhood of Blood - Bloody blood for the blood god with my blood talons of blood awesome! PS. BLOOD!
The Green Tide - I hear that anti-fungal creams will clear that right up.
DaBoyz A-Team - The real A-Team called and they want their name back. Try the C or D team.
Dorks with Orks - Pocket protectors everywhere.
Tenacious Team - Tenacious for last.
Dakka Detachment 2 - There you are tweedle dee! Missed you by tweedle dum!
Opposing Forces - Opposing forces are always beaten, just like you!
Blood Angels: The Darkest Hour - Nobody likes to remember the darkest hours, like nobody will remember you!
The 4 Guys - Who nobody remembered since they were at the bottom.
Team Sweden - Ah the swedes, bring some meatballs for the last place finish!
DragonFire - Through the Fire and Flames, I expect you to all know the solos.
Richard Butts - Oh, look, a no-name team with a nobody name. Bottom half for sure.
Ave Dominus Nox - I can't call this one a last place, but would bottom make you happier?
Team Snake Eyes- Iron Hands - More snake eyes? Keep rolling those double ones, it'll ride you into last place.
Shaken Not Stunned - Shaken or stunned won't matter when you're vehicles are all wrecked.
Team Handsome - Mustaches aren't going to cut it this year gents, try the full goatee
Arrogant Bastards - Speaks for itself.
3PO - I believe you are missing the C, as in C for average and that's it.
Rocky Mountain Cavaliers - Like the oysters?
Chaos Ascendant - Chaos fail?
The Warmonger Club - Atilla is that you?
Fifth From Last - Like last year, shooting for that spot again?
Team ATL - I assume theirs a clever acronym in here but it looks like a bottom finisher to me.
Murphy's Lawmen - What can go wrong, will... as in you'll be in last like usual.
Krump 'n' Drunk - I can only imagine that every time you win, there will be a krump-off... delighted to see this. Too bad there won't even be one.
The Imperial All-Stars - Straken, Vulkan, Grimnar, Mephiston? Biggest losers in the galaxy.
Battle Ready - Battle ready for what? Loss after loss?
Team Better Than You - This, I highly doubt, you look like you need an ego check.
Wardens of the Maelstrom - In the maelstrom all of your nightmares become reality, like being in last?
The Great Hunt - Hunt for a win?
Fuster Cluck - I almost laughed. Almost.
Iron Fist League - Joseph Stalin called, he want's his fist back.
Skul-N-Bonz - There better be cadavers right next to you, every game.
BloodFangs - Oh, I get it, blood angels and long fangs, too bad you'll only see the middle of the pack so it won't matter.
Operation Occludus - Bottom for sure.
Capital Imperialis - We're all on terra, this one makes no sense, definitely a bottom pile for sure.
Angels of Death - As opposed to the angels of life?
Say Car Ramrod! Say Car Ramrod! - I'd rather not.
Checkmate Hobbies - Wrong hobby. Bottom is a guarantee.
The Tax Collectors - I assume that since you're government run, you'll be inefficient and lacking in results?
BO - Is that what that smell is? Try deodorant for all our sakes!
Cool Name Pending! - Not likely in our lifetimes.
Mile High Club - Fans of denver? They had a pretty poor season, indicating what kind results you're going to get.
Penguins of Chaos - The Penguin called, he wants his prestige back.
Unsung Heroes of Toledo - Looks like it'll stay that way when you finish near the bottom.
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That's my first go at some TT trash talk.