Deluxe Hugs

[Guen]

Soo, I was thinking of walking around Adepticon 2012 in my underbust corset with a sign that says

Deluxe Hugs $1
(All proceeds go to the Gain a Greater Knarloc Horde Foundation)



Oh, also I'm a girl and I really intend to do this. Gimme a high five if you see me at Adepticon!

[seahawk]

Haha...you might get overwhelmed by the financial support...erm...lonely guys wanting hugs...I mean...well good luck to ya

[Guen]

I wouldn't mind getting overwhelmed

[seahawk]

Then more powa to ya!

[nilus]

If I were you I would put some specific ground rules in place

1) All huggers must have showered and brushed there teeth within the last 24 hours

2) All hands must be kept above the waste at all times

It might eat a little into your profit but it might help you maintain your sanity.

Also you use the money to buy Malifaux stuff

[Guen]

I was thinking

I reserve the right to Axe (the body spray) anyone who I can smell from two or more feet away.

[nilus]

I was thinking

I reserve the right to Axe (the body spray) anyone who I can smell from two or more feet away.

The only problem is the only thing worse smelling then gamer funk is gamer funk covered up by Axe body spray. Its what I imagine the cast of the Jersey Shore smells like.

[Guen]

I was thinking

I reserve the right to Axe (the body spray) anyone who I can smell from two or more feet away.

The only problem is the only thing worse smelling then gamer funk is gamer funk covered up by Axe body spray. Its what I imagine the cast of the Jersey Shore smells like.

Hahaha, yeah...

[seahawk]

I've febrezed a funky friend before when we were at my parents for dinner. He didn't see it coming, but in the end didn't object to it.

[MarcJWaters]

Why are hugs only limited to lonely men? I am happily married... but one hug from a corsetted cutie never hurt anything (especially if it is going to "charity")... right?

[seahawk]

I find it best to stick to the theory I've formulated:


"It's just like going to the art museum. It's perfectly acceptable to view and enjoy any art you want to see, but gawd help you if you touch it. Your ass will get saaaaccckked."

[MarcJWaters]

I've febrezed a funky friend before when we were at my parents for dinner. He didn't see it coming, but in the end didn't object to it.

It is surprising the lack of hygiene at these shows. I am a bigger guy (6'4 and about 260)... so I tend to sweat when in crowded spaces, but I shower regularly. It is frustrating that you see these trogladites (don't care about spelling) that meander about the hall that smell of a cross of cat urine and stale cheetos that think that they are fine.

::sigh::

How hard *is* showering? I mean , hell, go in there with your clothes on and just stand there. At least some of the stench will rinse off.

Those people are the reason why I always just pay for a room for myself at the cons I go to. I will not have my living area contaminated with stench particles.

::climbs down off my soap box::

/no pun intended.