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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:14 pm
by Centurian99
Inquisitor_Malice wrote:Abaddon doesn't have feel no pain. He just fell over dead. :)


He did that a lot this weekend, didn't he...playing patty-cake with Soul Grinders, etc.

Re: crazy stories

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:07 pm
by Kishvier
getupandgo wrote:
Turtle wrote:you guys have 'em, lets start hearing em!


"Did I tell you guys, that I'm a teacher?" Yes Nogle, you did... several times.


Haha, Nogle was soooooo drunk! That was priceless the way he layed down on our gaming table to sop up the drink he spilled and then took us up to his room only for him to pass out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:08 pm
by Huoshini
My crew had fun cheering for one of our friend's opponents!

Chanting:"You suck Paul!" Over and over until his stegadon got ganked. And then we cheered.

Later we tried to melt the soles of his shoes with a 5 torch cigar lighter. It kinda looked like a lightsaber with fire coming out of one end.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:52 am
by Green Blow Fly
My best crazy moment was a squad of trukk boys I was planning to run onto an objective to contest in turn five of the 3rd round of the 40k TT. By accident I shot their sluggaz at a nearby daemon prince... So I ended up charging the prince with 10 boyz and killed it.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:55 am
by Generalissimo_Fred
My most unique moment happened in round 3 of the TT. We went second againt a duel Nob Biker list. We deployed together in a corner and they turbo boosted right into our face. On the bottom of round 1 we double lashed one unit into a conga line and assaulted it with a lone dread. No Nob's with klaws could assault back and we killed 3 nobs. 2 leadership checks later at a -6 and the Nobz + Warboss were all run down. At the same time we assaulted the other unit with another lone dread and killed the Warboss. The rest of the Bobz couldn't kill the dread and were locked in combat. On the top of 2 the dread dies and on the bottom of 2 we lash, shoot and assault the Nob Biker unit to death. 1600+pts of Orks dead vs. one 120pt dread. Game over with an hour and a half to go.

On the next table our teammates were playing the same game with the same lists (both sides had the same lists) and this time we got trounced in a 6 turn game. That's the difference between making a good lash roll and not making a good lash roll.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:00 am
by muwhe
I want to hear the story of the Stompa that fired for 30 minutes straight.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:28 am
by Ed
muwhe wrote:I want to hear the story of the Stompa that fired for 30 minutes straight.


Hahahaha what?!

Ed

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:41 am
by biztheclown
Nice use of the Lash Fred. Considering the 6" reaction move, this must have been a hard maneuver to pull off. Very smart tactics against the nob bikerz.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:17 pm
by Centurian99
Ed wrote:
muwhe wrote:I want to hear the story of the Stompa that fired for 30 minutes straight.


Hahahaha what?!

Ed


All I know is that essentially a guy took a kustom mek stompa with that cannon that keeps shooting until you roll doubles.

The player didn't roll doubles. He ran out of targets instead.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:41 pm
by Cptn_Snuggles
are you dead serious? How much dakka did that thing rip?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:55 pm
by Green Blow Fly
Here is my worst crazy moment...

Round two of the 40k TT against Cold Steel Mercs... have to take a lot of saves for one of my nob biker squads when suddenly what I thought was a fart cut loose but unfortunately was muddy as hell.

:oops:

I have to leave immediately to go to the can and chuck my undies ( see there is a good reason to wear undies !!! ) and clean up. I am leaving a total n00b partner at a critical gaming point... finally come back and found out Cold Steel Mercs waited the whole time. What a great bunch of guys! :D

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:56 pm
by Centurian99
Cptn_Snuggles wrote:are you dead serious? How much dakka did that thing rip?


Not sure...it was a ridiculous number of enemy models, over 9+ salvos.

Dude just got really lucky.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:39 pm
by blackbone
Here's mine:

Wasn't doing that great in the Team Tournament. Had just walked away from getting wiped off the board in the third game. Went to my fourth game which was cloned Dual lash w/oblits and Noise Marines played by Jeff Chua and Fred Fortman on the other table. Huh? Don't I get to play a laid back game in the last round?

Conspiracy.


Got tabled in about three turns.

- Blackbone

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:08 pm
by Green Blow Fly
Blackbone you are a bawl rocker for sure.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:23 pm
by artificer
Cptn_Snuggles wrote:are you dead serious? How much dakka did that thing rip?


clearly not as much as Green Blow Fly in the post just below yours!

Green Blow Fly wrote:Here is my worst crazy moment...
...when suddenly what I thought was a fart cut loose but unfortunately was muddy as hell.

:oops:

I have to leave immediately to go to the can and chuck my undies ( see there is a good reason to wear undies !!! ) and clean up...ys! :D

G